Being John Malkovich (1) Magnolia (2) Three Kings (3) Boys Dont Cry (4) Bringing Out the Dead (5) Princess Mononoke (6) The War Zone (7) American Beauty (8) Topsy-Turvy (9) The Insider. (10)

Your bike has 23 speeds less than the average bike. (1) It's getting harder and harder to throw a leg over your 25-inch frame.(2) Three words: stick shift shifting. (3) Four words: sparkle gold banana seat.(4) Your frames serial number is etched in latin (5) Face the music pal, bullmoose handlebars are out! (6) Your bike lock was stolen (off your bike.) (7) No one else cares anymore that your bike was top of the line when you bought it(8)

It's FREE!! (1) Excellent selection of FREE software (2) It makes you actually learn things (3) It impresses the ladies (4) If something is missing, you can write it (5) You change change it however you like (6) FREE things are always better (7) No paying some monolithic American Corporation (8) Plenty of help online (9) Allows you to be different (10) Express yourself through software (11) Laugh at people getting viruses and worms (12)